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kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

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white-people-be-like:

When will they learn

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allteensrelate:

"when i was your age-"

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rosaparking:

:-)

rosaparking:

:-)

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dekutree:

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

not me y’all are some next level dweebs. a kid once came up to me with his toy phone like “its for you”. i smacked that shit out of his little bitch hand, looked him dead in the eye and said “stop. with. your. bullshit. do you see wires? oh it’s wireless? is AT&T? Sprint? who’s your carrier? you pay the bill? does mommy pay the bill? grow up and get a job you piece of shit”. baby started crying in front of me. unbelievable. if i get in trouble for telling the truth, what i gotta do? fuck this world and society’s bold face lies.

dekutree:

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

not me y’all are some next level dweebs. a kid once came up to me with his toy phone like “its for you”. i smacked that shit out of his little bitch hand, looked him dead in the eye and said “stop. with. your. bullshit. do you see wires? oh it’s wireless? is AT&T? Sprint? who’s your carrier? you pay the bill? does mommy pay the bill? grow up and get a job you piece of shit”. baby started crying in front of me. unbelievable. if i get in trouble for telling the truth, what i gotta do? fuck this world and society’s bold face lies.

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mediaclaudia:

david lynch’s hair and its fine art equivalent

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dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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